Skip to main content

Christopher

Christopher is PERFECT in every way! He is a great cook! He is also a handy man that can do it all even when he isn't feeling well. Christopher is the most amazing father figure to his own children and to children you may have. He is a wonderful family man and the best friend you could ever ask for. Christopher is the most genuine man you will ever meet! He compliments you and sincerely means it. The most handsome man on earth! When he talks to you it gives you butterflies in your stomach that you will never want to fade away. Christopher is very passionate and absolutely AMAZING in bed, the BEST you will EVER have! He loves the booty, amazing kisser, and his hands work magic! Even just snuggling with him is such a wonderful feeling that makes you feel so complete. Christopher loves to talk a lot, but always stops when he talks to you to give you sweet kisses! He even gives you forehead kisses, such a gentleman! He is so loveable with such a great sense of humor, always putting a smile on your face and making you laugh. If you ever meet a Christopher, treat him like the King that he is and NEVER let him go because that is a once in a life time opportunity. You will NEVER find anyone like CHRISTOPHER! Christopher is another word for soul mate, but beware because love at first sight WILL occur! Christopher is a rare find, a permanent keeper of the heart. There is no moving on from a Christopher.

ILY Christopher! You are, and always will be, my EVERYTHING! Friends Forever <3 xo
Her: Friends?
Christopher: Friends Forever!
by @FriendsForever November 24, 2021
mugGet the Christophermug.

Do the Christoph

Prefering to masturbate next to somebody after you (and the other person) wake up; even though you could have sex
Hey step sis can I do the Christoph next to you?
by Branko69 October 6, 2022
mugGet the Do the Christophmug.

Christopher

the freaking cutest human being in the whole wide world. he will love you like no other and give you all the hugs and kisses. definitely befriend any christophers you know
omg christopher asked me to be his friend
by b.r.i.n.a April 29, 2021
mugGet the Christophermug.

Christopher

A HOT SEXC MF🥵🥵🥵
That mf a christopher
by Bruh😩 November 21, 2021
mugGet the Christophermug.

Christophe

Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.
-oh my god that guy over there is so fine.
- Yeah his name must be Christophe
by cigsaftersx June 21, 2022
mugGet the Christophemug.

Christopher moment

That moment when your friend faceapps a photo so many times that the app can no longer recognize it as a face.
Drew: you've gone too far this time James
James: But it's a christopher moment, I gotta
Aidan: sheesh
by JvariousButter September 18, 2021
mugGet the Christopher momentmug.

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024
mugGet the Brandon Christopher Specialmug.

Share this definition