Cheese Dart

A Cheese Dart occurs when flecks of cheese and pasta are discharged from a penis after sodomizing a cellmate who ate a bowl of macaroni the previous day.

"Hey Tony...I'm gonna spray your back wit cheese darts tomorrow if you eat that cheesy macaroni today!"

Cheese Dart by frankfurter by proxy June 5, 2009

Cheese Pizza

Child pornography. Yeah.

"Dude, did you hear ___ got arrested for owning 'cheese pizza'"? "Holy shit, man."

Cheese Pizza by a funni meme February 3, 2015

cheese and crackers 

A respectful alternative to, "Jesus Christ!"

Friend 1: "Dude, I totally just ate 2 large pizzas all by myself!"

Friend 2: "Cheese and crackers!"

cheese and crackers by 5M31K0 September 7, 2009

cheese and rice 

A less offensive, yet more hilarious way of saying 'Jesus Christ'.

Found in the TV show 'Frisky Dingo'.

Cheese and Rice, he shot himself! And with my gun somehow!

cheese and rice by little_cupcake October 16, 2008

Cheese it!

One of the prevailing slang words of the working class culture of Lower Manhattan in the late 1840s and into the period of the American Civil War. They spoke a unique slang, with phrases such as "Hi-hi," "Lam him" and "Cheese it" all derived from Irish and Cokney slang.

Strong on Music: The New York Music Scene in the Days of George Templeton Strong. Volume I: Resonances, 1838-1849. The University of Chicago Press.
Lawrence, Vera Brodsky (1988).

Cheese it! the cops!!!

Cheese it! by sno raven September 25, 2008

cheese farmer

slut with a dirty crusty spadge that hasnt been washed in six years

i was about to go down on this chick but turned out she was a god damn cheese farmer

cheese farmer by billowey pete August 18, 2006

Cheese Tweeter

someone who only tweets cheesy inspirational quotes

Did you see Laura's update? I mean it's Monday morning, I'm still nursing a hangover and she's quoting Ghandi. She's such a Cheese Tweeter.

Cheese Tweeter by Blue Monkah October 28, 2009