Bum Pilot

The name given to somebody with the ability to artfully navigate their way around the depths of anal space. To bravely go where no cock has gone before.

"Oh my God, look at Tom delve. Hes really earned his stripes here Will. Hardcore bum pilot. "

by Laaaad February 23, 2009

bum soup

the soup like quality and consitency of ones excrement after a night of heavy alcohol/substance abuse...

bum soup....the shit that pours from ones ass like soup (vegetable!!)

by Andrea W December 1, 2007

bum trash

The product made when one takes a dump; another name for poop, shit, crap.

I just got rid of a bowel full of bum trash.

There's a flaming bag of bum trash on the porch! Those damn kids.

by Sweet Chazz September 10, 2011

bum grease

The disgusting film of dirt or grease that bums leave behind after sleeping on train seats

Don't sit there, that dirty hobo left behind some bum grease!

by BbStarD June 18, 2011

Bleach Bum

It's been fairly well established that high-intensity ultraviolet light, isopropyl alcohol and sodium hypochlorite aka Clorox Bleach are effective at controlling virus contaminated surfaces. It's also evident, for obvious health concerns, that it's probably ill advised for anyone to recommend ingestion of any one of these agents as an anti-viral treatment strategy.

Hey, so how about we do some shots of Clorox?
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...

by YAWA April 25, 2020

Bum Tongue

A large, meaty column of flesh that punches out from the sphincter of an Ostrich in order to expel fecal matter.

Holy crap! Look at that Ostriches huge bum tongue!!

by Pail Plovers May 3, 2011

Bum Fun

To insert a penis into another persons bum

"we are gonna have bum fun later!"

by sdhcfiuwdecbedwhbcn January 24, 2017