Brandon

Brandon is the messiah

Anyone:“Brandon your the messiah!”
Brandon: “OH NOOOO”

by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021

brandon

kid with an addiction to anime. also he loves webs. he sucks $!#% for a living.

you are an brandon

by chcekn eater February 15, 2018

Brandon

3 words, RICH WHITE BOY

he is probably in a Jewish sex cult

But tries to hide it.

But overall he is a lovable, stupid, funny person

Omg, Brandon is soo funny

by sexy mommy June 4, 2019

Brandon

An asshole who like to lie about how many girls he's fucked. Over all he's a bitch with no life and thinks it's ok to ditch people. Everyone can't stand him but prentends they do out of pity. Most Brandon's aren't like this just one cunt

Girl 1-" I just started talking to Brandon"
Girl 2-" stop now before it's too late, he will just try to fuck u and then never talk to u again"

by Whitted November 15, 2017

Brandon

Big dick and extremely sexy amazing hugger and not Awkward at all can definitely talk to girls *wink* *wink* all the girls love him and not single

Brandon is thicc

by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid November 7, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a nice guy, handsome shows off but is very kind and sweet. Has a lot of crushes but is always funny and amazing!

Bill: are u still with Olivia
Brandon : yea of course

by Mollie Surely November 12, 2019

Brandon

A dickhead that is so damn annoying,like you just want to stab him with a fork repeatedly 😤✌️

‘Hey’

‘shut tf up Brandon’

by ur gæ mom September 2, 2019