Brandon is a fuck up
by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019
Get the Brandon mug.A fat fuck who never knows when or how to shut the fuck up and always dick rides new people they meet
Person 1: do you Brandon is?
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
Person 2: the fat fuck who always dick rides every one he meets?
Person 1: yeah
Person 2: yeah I fucking hate his fat ass
by Fuck-me1837 November 13, 2020
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by Connor Perkins February 16, 2021
Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is a sweet and caring guy. He always makes everyone happy and loved. He always has a joke and makes everyone happy cry. If someone has a Brandon in their life they are the luckiest person in the WORLD! If YOU have a Brandon in your life treat him well and with respect in every way! He is full of happiness and determination.🎆
by Bunnylifexoxo May 1, 2021
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BRANDON SUCKS ASS!
by Kyle Dawson NY July 14, 2022
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"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
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