A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an “extended warranty” on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the “coffee is for closers” scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to “return” the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy.
Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight?
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!
by Kickolaus Nage October 08, 2021
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by Bud523 February 23, 2021
Fire is the best ever
He is a true elemelon
He can be trusted for life
He is literally living fire
He is VERY hot
He is a true elemelon
He can be trusted for life
He is literally living fire
He is VERY hot
by FIRE_IS_VERY_HOT August 24, 2021
two literal children who are best friends and play way to much roblox and minecraft… L is a weird yet soft and settling person, S is a person who shoots zombies and sometimes rage quits.. we love them tho <3
lol watch this get all disliked MENSKSKS
lol watch this get all disliked MENSKSKS
best frogs are bad bitches BAHAHAHAHA
are they frogs ?? bellyache?? damn-
they have the brain of a rock
are they frogs ?? bellyache?? damn-
they have the brain of a rock
by bigtittyrockstar November 03, 2021