ocean man

The dankest man with a large dolphin dick that loves to ride to the beach. Penetrates whales and claims them as his own. Rides them to the sunset.

Oh, bro! It's Ocean Man!
Look at that riding! So Ocean Man-like!

by crimvos October 7, 2016

man boobies

boobies belonging to a man, generally in the possession of super pea

CAUTION: the sight of man boobies can often cause vomit.

by prancing charlie April 28, 2005

the anime man

A man on YouTube, who rates anime. And loves to bullshit on some of them.

Stop hating on SAO, you're such the anime man.

by Neko_God March 19, 2017

Elephant Man

A person who has an incredible memory, yet is horribly deformed and infested with parasites. They are also highly resistant to cancer for reasons science is yet to explain.

Tom: Hey what was that word we were going to add to urban dictionary?

Bill: damn I forgot

Tom: I guess neither of us are an elephant man

Bill: No shit, otherwise I wouldn’t have been diagnosed with stage four leukemia last week.

by Long Horse Short Walk October 11, 2021

Moose Man

Women love him. Geese Man’s mortal enemy. Moose fear him.

Moose Man: “They call me Moose Man”
Moose: *trembles*

by yerxa December 11, 2020

A Man On The Inside

A Phrase Used To Express That AnInformer Is Giving Up Privy Information.

Detective: At Exactly 3 P.M. I Want Everyone At That Warehouse.We're Gonna Catch Them With That Shipment For Sure.

Policeman: How Can You Be So Sure?

Detective: 'Cause I've Got A Man On The Inside.

by DGringo October 1, 2009

turkey man

The silliest and biggest man of the turkeys

Oh look theres the turkey man

by LLegs October 8, 2018