Google addict

A person who is addicted to all of Google's products and services. They also have a knack for finding anything on the Internet using google.

"I wish there was someone to help me cure my Google addiction..."
-Addict

"I have diagnosed you with Google Addiction Syndrome (GSD). There is nothing you can take that will help cure it. Figure it out."
-Doctor diagnosis

"No there must be something. -That can't be right..."
-Addict

"Sorry about that. There isn't. You'll just have to live with the consequences."

-Doctor

by Moviemaker2029 September 4, 2013

nicotine addict

What a cigarette smoker really is.

After a neighbor heard me tell my Mother that he, a cigarette smoker, was addicted to nicotine, thus a "nicotine addict", got him to realize what he was really doing—drugging himself.

by but for May 12, 2018

Crack-Addict

Someone that is addicted to the sounds of cracking knuckles, backs,and necks associated with a chiropractor.

The Chiropractor said crack-addicts are going to love me

by Ramming the Rod October 17, 2018

stop adding ussy to words

get it out of my head get it out of my head get it out of my head get it out of my head

guy1: hey man this dude is so. madussy
guy2: ye hes angryussy
retard: STOP ADDING USSY TO WORDS

by man_in_the_window2013 July 5, 2022

Sex Addict

doing sex all the time...feeling to have to

my ex girlfriend...she was a sex addict....i came in to her apartment and she was in bed with 2 other guys...sleeping...her hand was stuck up his ass...and her head was on the other guys cock...she had cum all over her face...her tounge was hanging out!...and the guys...one hand there hand up her vagina...cum all over the place...and the other guy had his hands on her chest...like a man bra....SICK....that girls a cunt...i was so pissed...i ended up sleeping with3 girls that nite...and got 2 pregnent...hey wat the hell!...my cocks huge!....im a sex addict now too....i hate it....but im always happy

by crdkdm August 9, 2007

Snuff addict

Sexually aroused by watching or making films where people die.

'You going out tonight?' 'Yes, I'm going round Richard Lucas's because he is a snuff addict!'

by Tim10inch February 21, 2010

addictea

When you addicted to tea

Angela is such a addictea cuz all she drinks is tea!

by CuriosityKillsMe September 30, 2006