Aaron’s Patio

When you haven’t been laid for 8 months

I’m going through a bit of an Aaron’s patio

by Meniscus January 2, 2022

Aaron’s chair

A chair with a dildo on it.

I got Aaron’s chair for my birthday. Pretty excited.

by TextbookSucky August 6, 2021

Aaron Phelps

Friend of yours most likely to use the phrase "Mossy Oak bro!"

SSG Phillips: "hey, I'll probably just be in BDU's when we go hunting."

Aaron Phelps: "BDU's?!..., MOSSY OAK BRO!"

by Kwillson October 31, 2013

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. Also called Rene Stretches.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot May 8, 2008

Aaron Effect

The Aaron effect is an instance where "aaron's" actions are ridiculed, or undermined more fiercely than others.

Thats the aaron effect right there!

by FatDubs December 19, 2018

Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn on the computer and it stops working, so you grab a tampon and ram it up your arse

"Man last night, it wouldn't load and I just pulled angry Aaron"
"Aaron what the fuck man that's clapped"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

aaron springhart

Aaron Springhart is a male born July 17, 1992. He is from the genealogy line of old soul ancient gods. Also a known G in his time. Those that mean the most to him are his woman. $pring<3

Q) Aaron Springhart
A) Male First And Last Name

by TheHurleyDog January 22, 2014