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METH DUMP

Meth Dump; When a dissatisfied and soured customer returns to your place of business, with a huge gulp of kookabura coffee and takes a horrendous revenge dump in your employee bathroom without spraying air freshener or turning on ventilation fan or even flushing, as if they had been smoking meth.
"Mrs. Jones must have been pissed because she took a massive meth dump in the customer bathroom! WELL PLAYED MRS JONES. WELL PLAYED!"
by MONGO TRAINER November 13, 2018
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Cereal-Dumping

Cereal-Dumping: The act of eating a bowl of cereal while having a crap on the toilet.
Example One:
Adam was running late so he decided to take a cereal-dump.

Example Two:
Person 1: "Where have you been?"
Person 2: "I was Cereal-Dumping"
by Jimi93 July 17, 2011
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dump-dat

A term used by anti-New Orleans Saints fans (basically the rest of the NFL team's fans) in order to display their annoyance and hatred for the overkilled term "Who Dat?"
As the final seconds ticked off the clock, the Carolina Panthers fans chanted "Dump-dat" as the Saints fans poured out of the stadium admist another defeat by the hands of the Panthers.
by Timmymoto April 22, 2010
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Slummy Dumps

Slummy Dumps refers to a girl who is specifically a "haggard ass bitch". It's a specific code word used when referring to ugly women around significant others or people who don't appreciate hearing about how ugly, fat or slovenly other chicks are.
"Wow.. she's totally slummy dumps."
by MediaOffline76 October 17, 2010
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Dump Pump

When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.

dump pump masturbate
Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.
by chicks_knowthe#truth March 8, 2019
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button dump

Give me two minutes, I've gotta go take a button dump.
by 4pillows March 28, 2016
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take it to the dump

When a native canadian woman get's anal sex from a white man.
Hey guys, I wanna "take it to the dump" with cindy tonight.
by marcelmarechal July 15, 2010
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