Zombie Stoner Effect 

(n) is a rare occurrence that happens whenever there is large some of people who are on a heavy dose of marijuana. When these groups of people are all drawn to one thing that provides some sort of pleasure at once, whether it be something soft to the touch or something entertaining to watch, they tend to mumble or moan, thus producing the Zombie Stoner Effect.

Man #1: Why are there so many people petting that dog?
Man #2: It's the Zombie Stoner Effect, it only takes one then the rest follow.
Man #1: That dog does look soft...Braaains!
Man #2: Oh Jeez! You have become one!

Zombie Stoner Effect by Reptar!!! December 23, 2009

Zombie Credit Card 

Credit card company that raises rates so the debt never goes away.

Last week I paid off the card and today they called to tell me there was a fee not paid and then a late fee for not paying the unknown fee. My card keeps dying and coming back to life to torture me and my bank account like it is a zombie credit card.

Zombie Credit Card by professorswank May 24, 2010

Zombie Thumb 

Zombie thumb is when you wrap your thumb, while wearing a splint, in a plastic bag while you exercise to prevent your splint from smelling like sh1t. The end result is an extremely wrinkled finger thats pale white with a ridiculous looking tan line

Wrapped my thumb in plastic to go for a bike ride and came back with a zombie thumb.

Zombie Thumb by Deen_Low August 6, 2011

zombie-proof 

Having no brains; an idiot.

Some politicians make statements that suggest they're zombie-proof.

zombie-proof by kozowh May 21, 2013

ZOMBIE THOT 

ZOMBIE THOT, (synonym: Thot Juice Zombie)

n. A alcoholicly-self-aware, idividual; female : THOT & male : Mot; who willingly debrives themselvesof sleep, on average, a minimum of 4 -6 days & maximum 10 days-3 weeks, typically, between the ages of "min'ya bi... M*thaF*kn B.******tch.!!! Thru "age-is-just-a-number", who drinks Thot/ThotJuice, the A.K.A.s of Bud's Lima-Rita, as if it's a life sustaining, Fountain Of Youth or the answer to every problem or every quick-excuse cause for celebration.ZOMBIE THOT will Chuggin' Thot Juice either piss warm, out a red plastic cup, with half a cigarette floating on top or slurpin' with a straw, on the rocks, in a flute glass. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Snack.... Thot. Above all things, Zombie Thot is Ratchet, measured by degrees, ie. the aforementioned vessels and temperature tolorance, is either "In School" or has a job, and owing the dreaded, student loans, Absentee-Baby-Daddies Kids drink it, thinkin' it's spoiled Mountain Dew, stays up for hours drinking, and still after spilling, will suck floor, tries to buy 3/4/10 at the Ari Bodega, with food stamps, etc

After 3 days of Carousing during some alleged Holida, Zombie Thot kicked aside expired lottery scratch offs to get the kids and herself Mon morning breakfast..at 11am.. of, beacon, egg and cheese sandwitches, a soda, and 3/4/10 Thot Juice, paid with food stamps and Ari bodega store credit.

ZOMBIE THOT by AngelaEdie$UGAR!!! February 8, 2014

zombie by proxy 

Seems like zombie but is in fact something else.
Like infected, radio controlled, bad childhood.

Well my dear Elizabeth, this is just a zombie by proxy. They are infected by some virus

zombie by proxy by quarzelback! May 31, 2010

zombie clap 

When a guy is getting head, pulls out, blows in her eye then when she is temporarily blinded, claps her over both eyes so she stands up and walks with her arms out like a zombie.

Last night I was out drinking and I zombie clapped some whore

zombie clap by kendrickmanwhore December 25, 2007