LiL-Z

sexy, short, skinny, girl whose name starts with a Z.

Bob: "hey wats ur name"
Zhanna: "Zhanna"
Bob: "um what?"
Zhanna: "Zhanna"
Bob: "um...."
Zhanna: "nvm LiL-Z"
Bob: "o, aight LiL-Z."

by LiL-Z March 1, 2009

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Rule Z

No matter the circumstance, if a person asks why you own/bought a gun but rejects the answer you give them, the backup answer will always be "Zombie Invasion". This may also be the original answer.
If they reject this answer you are allowed to slap them once, open handed, accross the left side of their face.

If they remain unconvinced then run, you are in the presence of a Zombie and the invasion has started.
Seek shelter and conserve your ammo.

Rule Z-2: Always remember to double-tap.

John: Hey, check out this sweet new 12-gauge I just got!
Jane: Why'd you get a gun?
John: D'know, target shooting...maybe some hunting.
Jane: That's dumb.
John: Ok, it's for the Zombie Invasion.
Jane: Zombies aren't real.
John: <Rule Z> Yes they are!
Jane: <moan> BRAINS!
John: Oh God.<grabs gun and runs>

by RenegadeOne December 31, 2011

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Dragonball Z

A boring show watched by kids. IF watched by anyhone older, there IS something fucking wrong with you. Battles that drag on for 40 + episodes to see the bad guy finally get beaten gets old when every bad guy that HAS to be beaten is always 40 + episodes. The story gets too boring to care, and in the end when they DO fight, its just poor repeated scenes in which the characters engage in some blinding flashes of light. The flashes of light indicate that they are fighting I guess, because nothing else ever seems to happen in the show anyway. Real popular, and real homosexual.

Go watch something better

Evangelion
Full Metal Panic
Full Metal Alchemist
Berserk

Fuck, anything is better than DB

by Ownage February 25, 2005

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cubic z

this dude usually has a suckish yt channel, and most likely has fortnite or valorant stuff on it. doesn't swear, but is such a dork. Rare occasions on being a good guy.

Ugh! This Cubic Z dude posted another fortnite clip... sucks af.

by WhyDoIExistIfWeAreGonnaDie March 30, 2021

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Dragonball Z

When two people touch assholes and try to shit into each other’s asses, imitating the clash between blasts that happen between Dragonball Z characters. Instead of getting injured or blown away when they lose, the loser’s asshole must swallow the winner’s sewer pickle in full.

“Hey man, wanna come over my house and Dragonball Z in the bathroom?”
“Sounds gay, I’m in.”

by Ron Raunch January 7, 2020

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Generation Z

My damn generation is destroyed. First got those annoying woke ahh people. SJW blue hair white girls, then we got body positivity retards, and those who think math is racist.
We also have feminists fighting for female superiority. We also got the transgenders, the furries, and everything in between, for example, a two spirited penguin. We got those making up thousands of new gender identities and pronouns every day. At this point, my kind have now become a different species to the ol' regular human. If anything, my generation have only convinced me that returning to the ever so simple life of monke.

Generation z is fucked. They will be the destruction of the entire human race.

by CC-8826 July 19, 2023

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