Willy wankus

A general term to describe a mans Trouser snake, used by middle schoolers to refer to the male genitalia and not get caught

(Will-EE-WANE-CUS)

Person 1: my Willy wankus is pretty big

Person 2: I bet it isn’t

by Bigdumb532 May 20, 2024

bloated walrus

When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.

Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus

by TheJoker1904 April 11, 2024

Tissue Walrus

A rolled up piece of toilet paper, paper towel, or a similar cloth that is stuck up the nostril to prevent blood from a nosebleed or snot from a runny nose

Jimmy had a cold, so he used a Tissue Walrus

Josh got a nosebleed, so he stopped the bleeding with a Tissue Walrus

by Fanitypis April 23, 2025

Ricky The Walrus

When You take chopsticks, put them in your mouth then make a loud whale/ walrus noise while having sexual intercourse with your partner.

Wanna come over and hump me like ricky the walrus

by iuhdsiuh June 13, 2010

knocks and walks

When someone who is familiar in your home knocks briefly and then walks in without being formally invited.

Knocks and walks - to knock on the door and enter immediately.

The guy upstairs knocks-and-walks into our home anytime he feels like it. He just goes ahead and comes right in without waiting for "who's there" or "come in" or "coming!"

by Gasbarnut April 25, 2017

Barnie the Walrus

Just let the word explain

Look its barnie the walrus!

by mlemingshobe July 27, 2020

I Am The Walrus

N-no you aren't, Paul Mcartney is. Don't lie. Wait, are you? PAUL? PAUL MCARTNEY, ITS YOU!!!!! Look at all those no-brainers over there thinking they are you. Also, in the song, do you say GooGooGjoob or Koo Koo KACHOOOO?

They are the eggmen and I am the walrus.

by SockDuck May 28, 2022