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Hunting Vampires

Taking a walk/drive to cool down after an arguement. Also the act of peace keeping in the streets of your hometown. Hunters observe the night life of the town and protect those unable to protect themselves.
Mum: Where ya going? we aint finished yet!!!
You: I'm hunting vampires/ I'm going hunting!
by DUDEYEAH July 6, 2010
mugGet the Hunting Vampiresmug.

Vampire Nuggets

Ladies please refrain from flushing your Vampire Nuggets down the loo.

It's that time of the month, better ask Stacy if she has any Vampire Nuggets.
by sneakygoat November 16, 2011
mugGet the Vampire Nuggetsmug.

plate vampire

A waiter or bartender who grabs the plate from you before you are done eating all of the food; too quickly.
Excuse me my fork is going into my mouth and there's still a full enchillada bite on my dish you plate vampire!
by adderword September 19, 2014
mugGet the plate vampiremug.

Vampire Slushy

Only done on October 31st. You have sex with a virgin and you pop her cherry and then you put the spilled blood in a cup of shaved ice and drink it.
A couple years ago on Halloween, Betty gave me her virginity and I got a vampire slushy.
by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010
mugGet the Vampire Slushymug.

Bandwidth Vampire

Someone who is sucking up all of the bandwidth on a router.
GamerWhat are you doing out here? I am getting massive lag in the Battlegrounds! My party is about to die!

RoomateI only have three youtube pages, four Facebook pages, and am playing CoD...

GamerYou are a total bandwidth vampire!
by tbclycan July 28, 2011
mugGet the Bandwidth Vampiremug.

Vampire Teabag

A male or female Twilight fanatic performing cunnilingus upon a female that is menstrating, pulling out the female's used tampon with their teeth, squeezing the blood out by biting the tampon with their canine teeth, and drinking the nectar that is extracted. This lessens vampire-related attacks, and sustains the viable fuel vampires rely upon.
I sucked a Vampire Teabag last night, my blood lust should be satiated for about a week.
by Naguine November 21, 2010
mugGet the Vampire Teabagmug.

shit vampires!

When your talking to someone super boring, and you yell SHIT, VAMPIRES! and run away.
boring person: and that is how you properly grow and maintain radishe --
me: SHIT VAMPIRES! *runs*
by xxxamanda October 8, 2008
mugGet the shit vampires!mug.

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