Not feeling the unicorn.

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

by Much ado December 03, 2016

unicorn pleasure

Pleasure that is so unimaginable that it's almost like it doesn't exists.

Sarah has never experience unicorn pleasure that's why she's so basic.

by UNICORNGODTHEGOAT November 16, 2021

Kiss the Unicorn

When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.

Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.

by Reece Duval December 27, 2019

unicorn giggles

A minuscule hairy penis of a fuck buddy

So my guys got some unicorn giggles in his pants

by Bootykicker.com January 07, 2018

Unicorn giggles

A mildy inappropriatene term for Sinclair’s minesqule Dick

Paige told kodie about the unicorn giggles she sucked last night

by Bootykicker.com January 07, 2018

Bargoed Unicorn

A Welsh mythological creature similar to a magpie. It has a singular horn like claw, which it uses to steal the eyeballs of unaware passersby; which it then uses for sustenance.

Watch out! That's a Bargoed Unicorn, they steal eyeballs!

by WelshCyclops November 25, 2015

Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.

The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.

by Doxa3 March 17, 2018