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Oh Touch

1) “Oh shit
2) “No way!”
3) “Bet”
4) “That’s cool
“I’ll be back with the pizza in 10 minutes

“Oh touch
by DreamBar April 1, 2021
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The Bromidas Touch

The ability of a person to find the "good" in any occurence, usually by resorting to the utterance of some sort of insipid, uninspired bromide.
Her: "How was your day?"
Me: "I totalled my car."
Her: "Aww, that's too bad, but remember - Everything happens for a reason."
Me: "Gee thanks, I feel SO MUCH better now . You've got The Bromidas Touch."
by Slerotin October 31, 2015
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touch @ 4

Referred to by regular players as "God's Game". A community dedicated to turning snitches into Waterdads. Necessitates a cap, a mate and a pond - better than sex.
TOUCH @ 4
by WATERBABY123 March 8, 2019
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The Casper Touch

When you sneak into the back room and baby powder your balls. Then everything you touch leaves white hand prints.
I was feeling a little swampy so I went in the back and powdered my boys, now I have The Casper Touch.
by Deadiac June 26, 2016
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touch bubble

Touch bubble is when someone is standing, sitting, laying to close to you that it makes you uncomfortable.

Or so close to you and they smell bad, you can smell their bad breath and when you try to move away they get close to you again.
"Tim smells so bad. He was in my touch bubble all night at the party"

"Sally was in my touch bubble during class and I could smell her nasty breath"

"We can sleep in the same bed but im putting a pillow in between us so you dont come into my touch bubble"
by Kit cat 121 October 19, 2019
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touch the table

The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.
Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!
by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019
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curtain touching

When you get super fried, sit on the couch and get super distracted by your curtains and start quenching your inner desire for tactile stimulation by touching them.
"Dude, i spent Friday night curtain touching"
by bwcodes January 13, 2009
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