Carve someone a new Blowhole

A more kid-friendly version of " tear a new asshole" . It's a pirate-oriented version, and it means to either give someone a massive whooping or to give someone a massive scolding.

That makes me so angry I want to carve someone a new blowhole!

by GallopingSausage June 15, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

someone to the right of me

When you want to say something bad about someone to the right of you, but you don't want to say they're name so you say someone to the right of me.

Theres someone to the right of me, who doesn't know how to be normal.

by Tarferhal November 10, 2017

Someone else trash

This happen when someone you like would date, or marry , or have sex with , tries to date someone else over you and you better than the person they tried and they come and try And date you after the person they wanted turn them down. And now they have no one and wants to date you, desperate or to cover up they been turn down or reasons like this and it makes you turn them down harshly and not give them a chance at all. No one wants to be second best or pick or chose over someone else. Choose wisely you only get one chance. We should make females be the ones to ask guys out. They always reject the men anyway and show no love. This a new age. We the one who work hard and built this world up from dirt. And we don’t feel love or appreciated at all.

I don’t want someone else trash. She should of chose me to begin with. But she wanted someone for the wrong reasons. Like fame or money or high circle.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 29, 2022

someone’s baking cookies

secret, yet intense, masturbation

ben left the group call. someone’s baking cookies!

by nicholas is in a cage June 6, 2020

Shooting someone off

The action of cutting someone off, on the road, whilst ejaculating onto their car windshield.

My friend believed that shooting someone off was a viable punishment for reckless drivers.

by TheBlackCat9310 July 2, 2024

Clean someone else's manatee

Basically it means stop wasting my fucking time and go bug someone else. An example would be:

Person 1: Hey, hey, hey, hey, what do you think clouds taste like? Like, like cotten candy?

Person 2: God bro don't you got to clean someone else's manatee?

by Larryisalampost July 26, 2021