swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.

Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly

by King Tony December 17, 2020

swing punch

the ugliest way to punch. It’s a punch were instead of punch straight at the person you swing but just with a fist. A slap but with a fist. A white girls favorite way to fight

“Aye did you see Emily punch that kid! It looked like it hurt Emily’s hand!”

“Right! It was such a swing punch!”

by Themonarchy April 15, 2021

a swing in the park

To commit suicide by hanging yourself in a park.

"Hey did you guys gear Dave killed him self?"
"Yeah poor guy went for a swing in the park."

by Bohica69 July 16, 2017

swing the sticks

slang for 'to go golfing'

What up pimp? Wanna swing the sticks this weekend?

by TwentyBucks July 16, 2019

primal swing

When a female swings from a pre-designated height, into the genitalia of her male partner. Usually of African descent, a scream or holler may be included.

"Dude, where were you last night?" "Sorry man I was with my girl. She pulled the primal swing and we were screaming all night long."

by Daddydankmemes June 21, 2017

Swing you round

Generalised threat of physical violence used colloquially in North West area of the UK

If you don't get out of my way, I'm going to swing you round

by Paradroid January 04, 2014

mood swing episode

An episode of a show on television that changes quickly, from tragedy to humor and back again.

Austin:Dude, did you see that new episode of HIMYM last night?
Cole: Yeah, it was kind of a mood swing episode.

John: It was really funny until Robin found out the news!
Austin: Then it got funny again at the end, so thats good.
*awkward silence*
Cole: yeah.

by DeionB December 08, 2011