a school full of absolute bottom of the barrel kids who couldn’t succeed at seaholm so they got thrown into a basement. half of them are either rapists, pedophiles or coke whores and sell their bodies for drugs.
guy1 :Bro doesn’t ella go to lincoln street alternative
guy2: yeah but her ass is fat
guy1: ur guaranteed to get syphillis but ok
guy2: yeah but her ass is fat
guy1: ur guaranteed to get syphillis but ok
by ilovegothbitchez42069 October 14, 2021
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Get the Lincoln mug.A high school located at Chicago in the Lincoln Park neighborhood, is home to the Lincoln Park Lions. While being located at one of the richest neighborhoods in all of Illinois, the school absolutely looks outdated and old fashioned, most of the classrooms don’t even have promethean boards, and tue portion sizes of the school lunches are shit. Literally the most you will have is 8 chicken nuggets (usually you will get 6). Most of the school lunches’ budget goes to their package bags and not to their food. The school is pretty mixed to many types of groups and students. While it’s prohibited for freshmen to have off campus lunch, many freshmen do so anyways (usually goes to nearby subway, 7-11, or target). The bathrooms are filthy as all public bathrooms usually are. The school is located right next to oz park where some of the school hang out in.
Honestly, LP is not too outrageous or extra ordinary. It’s a simple highschool with a shitty football team that sucks dog balls. 0-80 game , it’s so horrible…
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