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Christopher

An amazing man who pulls the baddest of bitches. He also loves getting freaky deaky....and boy is he cheeky. He at MINIMUM (not hard) has an 11 incher ON A COLD DAY...so yeah...he cool
Christopher a bitch ass mother fucker, bro is packing 2 millimeters.
by anonymous April 28, 2023
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Christopher

Christopher is a bitch
by Ykjss November 20, 2023
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Christophe

The best person on the planet, tall with even higher IQ and massive dick. Flippin sexy, great kisser and better fucker
Girl 1: Last night I had absolute shit sex

Girl 2: Mine was amazing, I had a Christophe.
by Be friends with Christophe December 9, 2021
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Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

him
Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?
by yeah4610 June 20, 2023
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Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde
Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”
by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024
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kevin christopher

some old ass nigga thats like hundreds of millions of years old
"yo my grandpa old asf" - taj
"he not as old as kevin that nigga was in the primordial soup" - kevin christopher
by leviticus3k December 22, 2021
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Christopher

A HOT SEXC MF🥵🥵🥵
That mf a christopher🥵
by Bruh😩 November 21, 2021
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