Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.

“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”

by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020

booty storm

The stuff even worse than the stuff that dogs bring in after playing in the yard.

"Geez-louise, look at all that booty storm!"

by Grungus April 18, 2018

Storm Trooper

Elite soldiers under the control of Darth Sidious in the Star Wars franchise. These Troopers acting in numbers, as it is commonly known by the internet that they have bad aim.

That Storm Trooper became a bartender. The only problem is that he can't take any shots.
A Storm Trooper pointed his gun at his head because he was unhappy with his life, but when he pulled the trigger, he shot the wall next to him instead.

by That_One_Generic_Guy March 30, 2016

Trumpical Storm

A whirlwind of chaotic and divisive political discourse typically centered around the actions, statements, or policies of the former American President Donald Trump, and often characterized by heated debates, passionate arguments, and a deluge of memes and viral content across social media platforms.

The latest Trumpical Storm is about how Donald Trump is persecuted by the media.

by Type2GenomeManiac May 31, 2024

bar storming

to bar hop in an aggressive and dominating manner

Yeah, we commenced to bar storming after the tequila ran out.

by skeet40 October 13, 2010

Storm Johnson

The act of a fully-dressed man pulling his cock through the fly of his pants and barging into another room to attack another man.

"Tyler, what the hell took you guys so long to get here?"
"Bro, Kyle Storm Johnson'd me while I was getting dressed. Do you have any idea how hard it is to fight someone with their cock out?"

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014

Storm Job

used in place of the term, "rimming".
because some people believe Geo Storms to be gay, so they associate this word in place of a rim job.

check out COSR to learn more.

man...there are some freaky women out there, this one girl was into lickin ass. Rimjobs are gross.
person B: dont call them rimjobs, call them stormjobs, because they're gay.

by El Negro September 11, 2004