corporate graffiti

Corporate graffiti is a term used to describe leftover whiteboard content found in a pandemic-abandoned office building. Corporate graffiti paints a picture of a long-forgotten time, when sales figures, design decisions, and metrics masked our collective burnout.

Wow, the corporate graffiti in this office building is crazy - someone was designing a metaverse for old people!

by CloseButNoCigar March 2, 2022

Corporate Padding

A role or person in companies, that provide little to no value for the company or its customers.

Everyone knows project managers, are just corporate padding.

by Gary Grant Jones May 23, 2024

skibidi corporate

Noun: meaningless corporate drivel

Like being on a conference call listening to your boss talk about sales while you watch him go through a slideshow in front of a generated tropical background

"I was on that sales call all afternoon, 2 hours of skibidi corporate, my brain is rotted."

"My boss was talking that skibidi corporate at me, I don't remember any of it."

by TheStinson January 14, 2025

Corporate Weapon

An individual with the work ethic of a warrior in battle. Increases stakeholder value and decreases downtime. Productivity skyrockets and fluctuates time to time. A corporate warrior is defined as a highly valuable asset to a company but highly underpaid in most cases due to many factors but some can make big bucks sticking to it long term or having specific qualifications to begin with.

Get up corporate weapon it’s time to increase stakeholder value

by Unevenly_balanced May 26, 2024

corporate trivia

Local chains of trivia hosting whose most common venues are sports pubs or chain restaurants. May also include non-chain restaurants. Format is broken into short rounds, with frequent breaks to make the trivia seem longer without writing lots of questions. Instead of giving the whole night or category a theme, each question is random to provide maximum generic appeal. The host is picked not for their interesting question writing skills, but for their radio-style personality.

I spent 2 hours at a corporate trivia last night and had to drink 4 drinks out of boredom while our annoying trivia host individually graded one question at a time, written on their logo'd trivia notepads. Waste of time and paper.

by TriviaThrilledtheRadioStarPDX November 12, 2011