tasteful bird kiss

When you try to kiss a person and it results in the person vomiting in your mouth.

Hey Joe, I saw you hookin up with a girl yesterday.
Yeah, she gave me a tasteful bird kiss, and we headed to my place.

by 4e6564 January 3, 2020

Tastelessbootysuckingidiotfacenincompoop

A rude, inconsiderate, or annoying person who takes pride in eating young children's pet fish.

"Did you see Sophie eat that poor kid's pet goldfish?"
"She's such a tastelessbootysuckingidiotfacenincompoop."

by Ronald McDonald's Demon June 11, 2020

The taste of home

A very peculiar act,
Lather a small garden shovel in cornstarch, and proceed to slap your girlfriend's clitorous several times.
Then have intercourse, while force feeding said girlfriend, a measured pound of meatloaf.

I would never think to try the taste of home with jannice

by john lenkewich November 28, 2007

to taste the rainbow

The act of suckling on the testicles of someone who wakes you by tattooing or spray painting their testicles all the colors

of the rainbow and proceeding to tea bag you.

Greg enjoyed tasting the rainbow this morning. Kyle is so nice to him.

To taste the rainbow, make sure you don't eat anything before going to bed.

by Cheese Trailer January 28, 2014

ghastly good taste

Decor and furnishings that are untouched by human hands. You don't dare use it lest you spoil the effect. Plastic slipcovers, plastic 'authentic reproductions' and sterile decor all qualify as ghastly good taste.

My aunt's house was furnished in ghastly good taste. She had plastic slipcovers on top of the plastic slipcovers.

by nurglezone April 17, 2008

Benjamin Ryan Teeter

Former Libertarian party insider and most retarded terrorist criminal of the early 21st century. Kathy Griffin Tweeted a picture of him holding a machine gun in Subway, then he went to Minneapolis after George Floyd was killed, then he got arrested for trying to work with Hamas. Flies an LGBT flag and then attempts to help an Islamic extremist organization; incompatible overlapping values. A go with the flow beta male unable to control where his own life is headed. Rejects legitimate high paying work offers for FBI entrapments. Loses other people’s guns in FBI raids, signs away the rights to his own bail hearing, turns the main person in less than two months into the case, stubs his toe after he kicks his steel bunk bed frame in his cell after his sentence hearing keeps getting postponed, shits all over the very few people left for him on the outside. Trustworthiness and ability to maintain friendships extremely low.

Benjamin Ryan Teeter was a CNN celebrity once known as Anarcho Gun Guy and now he can’t legally own guns.

by Shiny Jynx November 30, 2021

Cup-Taste

The taste left in a cup after the liquid was drank, usually hated if you would like to use the cup again for a different drink without washing it.

Man, I hate that cup-taste. I have to wash the Dr. Pepper out so my Bud won't taste like shit.

by BriarwoodBandit July 1, 2011