Rotten Tomato

the sick act of dismembering the phallic member of a man and proceeding to screw it onto his decapitated head

“they found the man rotten tomatoed”

by sneakdissah August 27, 2025

Tomato

A red vegetable

HAHAHAHA "Tomato"

by Sussy bussy sinhala sus August 12, 2023

Tomato

A british man that likes to suck dick and has gay butt sex and he loves feet and he loves to cheat with a man named ricardo. He is very racist and homophobic

oh, god damn it i just did a tomato

by agua0314 June 7, 2022

Dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup

When a man has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection and is also on their period.

My man gave me a dirty grilled cheese and tomato soup for my birthday.

by ScottyBeamer November 15, 2023

put your balls in tomato sauce

grabing your testicles and making them enter into tomato sauce

you woke up last morning wanting to put your balls in tomato sauce.

by tomato sauce guy March 12, 2018

Tomato X isashar

The best ship even above tomato X Edm

If you ship tomato X Edm you probably wash your face with hand soap

Tomato X isashar is the best ship ever

by Rainer_nobody February 20, 2021

Gender Studies Tomato-can

God, yeah, wow. There he goes again. Didja see it?

Hym "You see Piers Morgan had another Gender Studies Tomato-can on the show? God you guys are bad at that! You cannot defend your ideas at all. All the conservatives and/or conservative-adjacent media is doing is receding into solipsism and deflecting to the most absurd fringe of the people who accept of gender theory. Fuckin gender studies guy over there is like turtle on his back just floundering. You fuckin suck. You're not good at that. You're not good at defending any of your ideas. Your greatest champion is little squid-boy over there and he's not going to get the job done. He'll just ink poop, break even, and float away to bang pornstars. It's so much easier than you're making it look. I mean... Yeah, you're bad. Bad at the race stuff too.... Badbadbad..."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024