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Storm Math

A description of the type of incorrect math or reasoning that a retard tries to make up on the spot to sound legit, even though it's just simple math. Give them long enough and you might even start believing his nonsense.
Why did the house collapse? The architecture got drunk and designed it with some bunk ass storm math.
by TheJoker763 May 9, 2024
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Tempo Stormed

Losing a Rainbow Six Siege best of 3 in 15 rounds or less
Dude 1: Did you see the game yesterday? TSM won 7-1, 7-0
Dude 2: Yeah they Tempo Stormed the opposition
by bigboydillywilly September 27, 2020
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Texas 2021 Snow Storm

A snow storm that hit the U.S. State of Texas from around February 15th-17th of 2021. It brought about temperatures in the teens and several inches of snow in some parts of Texas. It was notorious for knocking out power to some 4 million customers (according to one site). It has caused several deaths and likely caused millions of dollars of damage (due to burst pipes).
Person: Hey do you know what’s happening in Texas right now?
Person 2: Yeah there’s a snowstorm in Texas, called the “Texas 2021 Snow Storm”.
by CheeseCakeFries February 18, 2021
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Stormed

Being Stormed is being completely fucked up, either with illicit drugs or alcohol.

The act of being stormed is to be extremely wasted and crazy, someone who is stormed can storm others.
John was stormed, he smoked a lot of weed and drank many beers

He was storming
by John the Lock May 19, 2022
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Golden storm

When multiple people piss on someone at the same time.
Last night jake was giving sally a golden shower but then they invited everyone else to join turning it into a golden storm.
by Dumbledong July 3, 2022
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Sean Snow Storm

That guy that's right there ready to swoop in on your girl the moment he sees 'trouble in paradise'. He's a homie to all the bros, just waiting for that perfect moment to be the oh so convenient rebound guy for her moment of weakness.
"Hey bro, why you hanging with my girl like a Sean Snow Storm is about to hit"
by EmKayJ January 24, 2023
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A Christmas Storm

Term referring to a severe storm that occurs within a metropolitan and/or city like area as opposed to a rural or regional area. The storm is sudden in nature, and usually brings about servere rainfall, wind speeds and flooding. Not to be confused with storms that occur on Christmas.
The City of Gold Coast was just hit by a Christmas Storm last week, the entire City is still recovering from the damage they even had a tornado, and it's not even Christmas yet!!
by Rasputin ASF June 28, 2025
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