storm curtain

Slang term for a female condom, due to it being a curtain between a storm of male semen and the whom.

Fatty: Yo baby I aint wearing no condom because my doctor dun say i cant make babys in July.
Slutty: Whatever, I got me a storm curtain in anyway.

by Hortance_the_mule_faced_doll April 2, 2010

badussy queef storm

when you finished having intercourse and the woman queefs, the male farts and they have a fan on the roof therefore making a tornado of the terrible smells

oh we just made a badussy queef storm babe!

by jqbdd December 30, 2024

mythical perfect storm

A legendary state that exists only in Rob's mind that states that one owns all three magic monkeys (A, D and M).

Rob is delusional in his thoughts that he has the mythical perfect storm.

by RCole February 13, 2008

Storm Schmorm

A phrase that is generally uttered when someone heavily underestimates something or someone powerful, intimidating, or dangerous.

Person 1: "Yo, did you see the news? A crazy storm is gonna hit tonight. You better prepare!"

Person 2: "Pfft. Storm Schmorm. You think I'm scared of a little bad weather?"

by TheLordYeeteth October 8, 2019

Stormed

When you get your butt kicked, 3 stocked, reverse 3 stocked, heavy comboed, JV4, Fair 1 comboed, counter killed, and raged by Smash Bros player TBZ Storm!

My friend got stormed in a smash bros match against Storm

by Storm_724 August 4, 2021

Floridian Hail Storm

In reference to damaged vehicles which closely resemble hail damage, But in which case are often the result of a spousal disagreement.

Typically caused by the discovery of an affair by either party and the subsequent destruction of the offending party’s property by their spouse/partner.

“Did you guys see Mike’s new Lamborghini got hit by a Floridian Hail Storm?”

by Dr.Heathen February 20, 2020

bar storming

to bar hop in an aggressive and dominating manner

Yeah, we commenced to bar storming after the tequila ran out.

by skeet40 October 13, 2010