Jack Storm Difference

When you 100% a game

When you buy a game from the Xenoblade series

Damn you really bought Xenoblade DE??? That’s a Jack Storm Difference

by JackJackStorm February 4, 2021

Storm boner

The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning

Damn did you also get a storm boner or is it just me.

by Bigisland April 3, 2023

Storm

A person with many faces, and only positive. He's never mad and would never hurt anyone, and he's DRIP.

Person 1: Hi my name is Storm
Five minutes later
Person 1: LADIES LADIES ONE AT A TIME

by TheUrbanOracle March 30, 2022

Storm

If you find a Storm McConnell, your one lucky son of a bitch. She's got the most perfect hair, cutest smile and the bluest eyes you'll ever find. Not to forget she is the most perfect girl you can find.

John: Hey did you here Sean is dating Storm?
Peter: Holy crap he's one lucky son of a bitch!

by Praiseme666 December 1, 2018

Storm star appreciation day

The 28th of July of every year since 2004

A day when it is customary to jerk off to storm star

Civilian : Hey did you hear that Storm star appreciation day is coming up?
Victim: oh no, I’ve already beat my meat to him yesterday!

by Storm star69 May 25, 2018

storm detachment

Incredibly fun people to be around! Used to intimidate political party’s

“That mf is trying to take the popular German party in particularly 1930s! Get the Storm Detachment!”

by CaptianNuggs April 30, 2021

media storm

A much-hyped weather-pattern that is intended to prompt panicked locals to stock up on costly emergency-supplies (canned/dried food, flashlights/batteries, auto/heating fuel, propane, generators, snowblowers, etc.), but then no "huge nor'easter" --- or even any particularly-noteworthy weather-disturbance of any kind --- ever actually materializes, causing the frazzled residents to feel foolish and disgusted for having spent all that hard-earned money for nothing.

I didn't bother laying in emergency supplies for the supposedly major hurricane and blizzard that was announced on MSN Weather, and sure enough, there was just a little rain and slightly-chilly breezes overnight, and now it's balmy and sunny outside. Sounds like just another media storm to me... just the news-services in cahoots with the survival-supplies manufacturers to trick people into needlessly buying more of their products.

by QuacksO March 2, 2018