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Boy Salad

Hey are you hungry? I'm making boy salad.
by DibWhoTalksToHimself April 6, 2009
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Anal Salad

The act of eating a flower from ones rectum.
he put ranch on his anal salad.
by T-L-R October 21, 2010
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Joke Bird Salad

Noun. Something Utterly hilarious to people who play Sunday Funday. Originally derived from and usually sung to the tune of "Roll Out" by Ludacris.
Joke Bird Salad, with the top back
Joke Bird Salad, you can't stop that
Twin glock Joke Birds, cocked back
Me and my Joke Birds, so drop that
We rollin on Joke Birds, with the top back
So much Joke Bird, you can't stop that
by Lulz JBS April 24, 2010
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salad barred

Christopher: What are we doing tonight
Chuck: Getting salad barred.
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that's what she said

1. a phrase said after ANY innocent sounding sentence that makes it seem more sexual then it actually is. Makes it seem like (insert-phrase here) was said prior, during or after sexual relations with a male or female.
2. a game you play where all players watch a Television show and try to find funny moments to say "that's what she said" after a phrase in the show. Innocent shows such as iCarly or Spongebob etc. are great shows to play on.
Situation 1.
John get a piece of garlic from the kitchen right out of the oven.
John takes a bite and says "Aw! This is so hot that I have to nibble on it!"
Adrian shouts, "That's what she said!"

Situation 2.
Gaby, Adrian, Gabriel, and Rigo watch iCarly.
In show dialogue, "This sauce is thick and rich! (talking about ribs)"
Adrian says, "That's what she said!"
(Show progresses.)
In show dialogue, "You have a pretty eye! (talking about a girl's eyes)"
Gabriel says, "That's what she said!"

Situation 3.
Innocent Girl comes out of pool.
Innocent girl, "Wow! That made me all wet!"
Perverted male, "That's what she said!"
Innocent girl, "Eeeeewww!"

Situation 4.
Teacher talks to students in class.
Teacher," What did you think of the test?"
The class is quiet but an innocent girl gets enough courage to say "It was long and hard"
Cool kid in the back says," That's what she said"
All kids start to laugh while the prehistoric-aged teacher stands in a state of confusion.
by PointedShrimp March 10, 2009
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hot weiner salad

to apply hot sauce to the penis and then fuck someone in the ass
"I'm going to pick up some hot sauce so we can have a hot weiner salad for dinner." Yum!
by the head pipeliner September 9, 2006
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salad

a polite way of saying sex
my boyfriend makes a great salad. (used in the context of a parent or teacher.)
by withoutmeitsjustaweso July 1, 2006
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