SIMPL

It is social media shorthand for -Shitting in My Pants Laughing-

Used for when LOL and LMAO are just not enough to express how hilarious Someones fucking post, statement or picture actually was.

someone posts "Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil was the first to walk on the moon and Michael likes to fuck little boys"
You reply "SIMPL"

by Cur See OHHH September 9, 2016

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Simphlexible

Simphlexible (n) - an elegant plan designed to defeat an adversary that is both simple and flexible.

The solution to our problem must be simphlexible.

by McL0v1nr0cks April 8, 2019

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Simpcel

A simp who is also an incel; Someone who simps for a female as hard as possible until reject, once reject happens they hate women and can’t stand them.

Don’t talk to Tom, he’s a simpcel and he’ll hate you.

by hirosawa March 10, 2020

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core sample

The act of sticking your finger up your own ass to gather a small amount of feces, then quickly administering it in an unsuspecting persons mouth. Think of a wet willy.

Last night I was fuckin' my bitch, then i gave her the ole' core sample. Bitch got pissed.

by Sampson Antfarm April 24, 2008

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