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shitty piss

When a liquid form of shit is excreted from your asshole
Oh! Belavadeer, i do need to whipe my anus, for i have shitty pissed all over myself
by molfa February 16, 2009
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Shitty kitty potty marbles

Shitty kitty potty marbles are the small gifts of a gassy food loving cat named chrissy. They come in all sorts or colors but mostly brown. Chrissy is often found batting her marbles around in a big bowl of water when she thinks no one is looking.
Eww shitty kitty potty marbles! I hate you chrissy!
by chicky.has.been.shot January 29, 2014
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shittyshitshit

this essay is so shittyshitshit
by uh May 18, 2016
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Captain Shitty

1. Anyone who gets overly intoxicated rapidly and winds up laying on the floor puking on the carpet before anyone else is even buzzed.

2. An Appalachian folk hero who's spirit hides in bottles of cheap whiskey waiting to possess anyone who consumes the liquor. Possession by Captain Shitty can be spotted by looking for the symptoms: heavy intoxication, singing off beat to the music, laying on the ground, excessive vomiting, loud voice, basic and outrageous shenanigans, and the use of the phrases "I'm not drunk," and "I love you guys", often mashed into one loud slurred sentence.

3. Your friends cousin who gets extremely fucked up on his first ever acid hit and a massive amount of shitty vodka at one of your acid parties and pukes all over the place and sends you into a bad trip since your contemplating a possible emergency situation on acid.
#1: I'mnotdrunkIloveyouguys!- pukes - Woooooo!
#2: Dude, shut the fuck up.
#1: That girls got a sweet ass. Like to. Fuck her. HEY!
#3: That's my girlfriend. You need to shut the fuck up.
#2: Fuckin' kids turned into Captain Shitty, don't listen to him.
by StonedRoxy January 2, 2012
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airpod shotty amongsus

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
Oh god oh fucc it’s milkman. AirPod shotty amongsus
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Shittycaca

When bowel movements lack in size and in strength of smell.
My gut was hurting all day . I though it was a big one , but when I went to the restroom it turned out to be a shittycaca.
by Myco-BADFISH- December 27, 2007
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shitty taco

the act of two women scissor together, usually lesbians, and one females shits into the other females vagina. The "taco" is referring to the vagina.
girl 1: Hey, you want to go have a shitty taco ?
girl 2: Sure, i would love to!
by Stallion2214 February 11, 2010
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