Saving grace

A Gracenote that resolves something in music

I used to saving grace to resolve a cadence, since I do not have any room to fit any more notes

by Fruit Hunter June 14, 2023

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Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

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No one is coming to save yo

Oooooh! Oh! I don't exist! Ok. That's not the most solipsistic shit I've ever heard in my life! A higher plane of existence you say? Really!? Wooooow! I didn't know that! I didn't know that I existed on a high plane and therefore have already been saved... Neat! Yeah, see the same people who are saying that also want to use me as manpower to save America and the institutions and the Palestinians... So... How does that work? You're not going to save me but you need me to let you pretend to win an argument about whether or not your kids should be shielded from the vague awareness of the existence of things literally. The sheer sight of a drag queen will is going to shatter your kids mind... So I have to let you legislate against that guy wearing things... To save your kids from wrong think... Because if they see a gay they are going tooooo... Do something? Get molested? I gotta go along with your incest cult or the other incest cult is gonna get me... Not me, but rather, your daughter is going to have to not be a filth slut or I'll be allow to throw rocks at her? That's the thing that we need to rally together to save you from?

A solipsist "No one is coming to save you."

Hym "Do it or I'll murder a kid."

Solipsist "No, you need to save me! From that tranny over there! My kids is going to see that and then they are going to want to do that!"

Hym "Ha! I don't see a problem with that so..."

Solipsist "Right but the black people want the outcome of their lives to be the same as mine!"

Hym "They want their kids to get murdered over you refusing to pay for what you took from and stop surveiling as guy?"

Solipsist "Wh... This guy wants to kill me for locking him and his family in my basement!"

Hym "I... Want to kill you for a conceptually adjacent reason..."

Solipsist 😤 "I should matter more that you!"

Hym "You don't. Your kids don't. Your kids actually matter less and they're shit. Did you know... That every daughter is a doodoo in her fathers butt? (That's a Rick and Morty reference I literally write for them so I can use that in my thing)"

Solipsist "My daughter is not a poop!"

Hym "She's a poop and a filth-slut. Absolute garbo. Slut daughter."

Solipsist "People like you can't be allowed to suceed!"

Hym "The only form of failure I will accept is child murder."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024

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