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Secret Santa

When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. November 9, 2017
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Cartel de Santa

A Mexican rap group whose popular songs have changed the Spanish rap industry with its rhymes-aka rimas-with its main founder Eduardo Davalos de Luna AKA MC Babo.
"My favorite songs from Cartel de Santa are La pelotona and El Dolor de Micro guey."
by alienad13 August 21, 2012
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santa claus batteries

The poor quality batteries that arrive already installed in electronic toys that you'd recieve on Christmas. Typically green and red, gold and red, or any combination of the three. And ususally weighing about half of what a duracell, or energizer would weigh. Toshiba is a common brand of Santa Claus batteries
person 1- Dude, did you get barreries for the digital camera?

person 2- Yeah man. They're those silver ones, ya know, the kind with the black cat jumping through the number nine.

person 1- Oh fuck! Those are like santa claus batteries. They don't even have the power to turn the camera on!
by Buzzer December 23, 2007
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Purge of Santa Anna

The liquid excrement thats pours out of your asshole after a long night of tequila shots and hot tamales.
Marc did not want to preform popa tuesday with his child bride because she recently preformed the Purge of Santa Anna.
by Jill Weiss April 5, 2015
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8-Way Santa

A type of blotter paper LSD. It was pretty common to come across in the 80s and 90s. It is famous because of the rock group, Tad, whose second studio album was entitled 8-Way Santa.
Dude 1: Yo dude, you know where I can buy some acid tabs?
Dude 2: Yeah dude, I know a guy.
Dude 1: Is it legit?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's straight 8-Way Santa, I tripped on that last month, crazy.
by MattTheRipper October 23, 2009
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Mexican Secret Santa

-verb

The act of defecating down a person's chimney; often used as a form of revenge or punishment.
My math teacher gave me a 69 on that test so now I'm going to Mexican Secret Santa her house.

I took a laxative and Mexican Secret Santaed his house because he gave me a pink sock
by navenaveve69 May 25, 2010
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santa paula sandwich

a sandwich consisting of a bagel, cream cheese, and baked hot cheetoes
I'm gonna have a santa paula sandwich for breakfast.
by lambgirl805 February 22, 2017
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