puerto rican stinkin ass bitch

only describes the fewest of latino (I'm better than you white people)attitudes only exceeded by her vast knowledge of all, which only proves how dumb/irrational a mexican/puerto rican Bitch really is; commonly waking up at 4 in the morning with a Dumb Bitchattitude;repeatedly
asking stupid questions like ex: "Where is a gas station.....you should know your a mechanic" when she's on the busiest freeway in the world the 405

ex1;This puerto rican stinkin ass bitch thinks I have mapquest in my fucken head. ex2; Gina why does your vaginal cavity stink, did you shower tonight, you puerto rican stinkin ass bitch.

by Jeremy 'of' so cal October 16, 2006

puerto rican credit card

A set of jumper cables used after a Puerto Rican funeral.

A piece of garden hose and a gas can, used for the purpose of stealing gas.

After all of the batteries were stolen during Alejandro's funeral, the trusty Puerto Rican credit card was called upon to jump-start all of the cars.

Just two days short of payday, Johnny had to break out his Puerto Rican credit card to retrieve some much needed gasoline from the cars at local shopping mall.

by Roger E December 5, 2007

pukerd

A person whose sole purpose of existance is to vomited upon.

Nice move, ya' pukerd !

by Tad Hasse September 3, 2006

Puerto Rican Jackhammer

The act of dipping a small round rod into any variety of hot sauce and then quickly thrusting it in and out of a guys peehole.

Man1: "I'm down for some kinky shit, but when she suggested a puerto rican jackhammer i was out of there"

Man2: "Well can I get her phone number then?"

by XtheoneandonlyfattyX August 6, 2011

Puerto Rican iPod

When (in this case) Puerto Ricans hang out on the sidewalk all day next to their parked that has all four doors open and blast music as loud as possible

Frasier: Wait wait, I couldn't hear you...I'm in Bushwick and just passed a Puerto Rican iPod

Niles: Which kind?

Frasier: A tricked out Honda Civic

by stella catois January 10, 2012

puberic

A baby bear going through puberty, obviously.

Look at that puberic beast!

by pseudonymisa_longword January 20, 2017

Pomeranian Pootang

Given to my girl Lucy ever day by her sugar daddy Frankie, she was the bitch of his dreams until a mangy coyote from the back woods came and snatched him away...life's a bitch

Pomeranian pootang was just a myth until Frankie entered the building....the man, the myth, the legend

by urcameltoeshowing1 May 18, 2018