crank pull

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.

Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008

Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"

Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"

by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011

Pull a madison

To uninvite someone to an event. Usually referred to when talking about a dance (homecoming, semi formal, prom, etc.)

Ugh she is such a hoe she is gonna pull a Madison on Juan. Now Juan is gonna have no date to semi thanks to that hoe bag.

by Madisonotterbean February 14, 2017

Pull a Desmond

To do something awesome then immeadiately, somehow, fuck it up.

"HOLY SHIT THAT GUY JUST JUMPED LIKE 30 FEET THATS A NEW RECORD"
"But he fell back after he landed..."
"Ah shit. How could he Pull a Desmond?!?"

by 69 guy May 9, 2009

Pulled a Kal

Generally means pissing off a chick that your mate likes

Person 1: Bro, can you find out if Sally is single?

Person 2: Nah man, she and I aren't talking anymore.
Person 1: You pulled a Kal, didn't you?

Person 2: Maybe
Person 1: -.-

by kerr2create November 26, 2014

pull a Savannah

A minor who dates and/or has sex with an adult.

"James is so hot, I'd totally bang that."
"Ew Jessi, don't pull a Savannah!"

"Did you hear Claire is dating Alex!"
"She is totally pulling a Savannah!"

by Chessur_ May 30, 2016

Pull a Juno

To have sex on a recliner

"Dude, your recliner smells funky"

"That's because last night my girlfriend and I pulled a Juno on it"

Pull a Juno

by meuzikluver January 26, 2013