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Piss-Pocketing

The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something
Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)
by UglyBagel May 20, 2021
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Pocket Croissant

A Vaheegna that is flakey, moist, and buttery, however, it often is crooked.
Man, I’m glad she has a Pocket Croissantcause it’ll fit my left curving dick!
by anonymous June 9, 2021
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pocket lunch

a lunch that could fit in a pocket but is in a lunch box
Sean has a pocket lunch, only a granola bar and a wallet ( things you can put in your pocket) ( but are in a lunch box)
by Big Macols May 16, 2023
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Pocket Puppy

A canine utilized for self pleasure.
Hey at look at John’s new pocket puppy
by Gabesta99 April 3, 2023
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pocket pansy

One who secretly spends the whole day with a dildo in his ass unbeknownst to his friends and co-workers.
I didn't take Tom for a pocket pansy until I saw the dildo fall out of his ass in the men's locker room.
by Long- John Steven Spielberg August 7, 2009
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hurl pocket

He felt a hurl pocket in his stomach before he vomitted.
by pwordthen June 29, 2009
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Pocket Launch

The act of inadvertently and suddenly ejaculating in one's pants in response to an unforeseen and intense sexual arousal.
When Jimmy "accidentally" walked in on Chad's mother in the shower, he had a pocket launch.
by Ritondy August 2, 2010
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