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Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise

Sex finishing move. Southeast Texas is hot and sticky. The piñata is your balls and the surprise, well.... When your about to finish have your partner suck on your balls (piñata) and when the time come quickly pop your piñata out of thier mouth and cover them in your man candy.
I gave the girl from Vidor a Southeast Texas Piñata Surprise and she quickly scrambled trying to pick up all my man candy
by eddsned September 9, 2016
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the human piñata

christian novelli but also @damndodie_
someone: look at the human piñata over there!
damndodie_: that's just christian
by damndodie_ January 5, 2017
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Pew pew pinaplz

It is the best YouTuber known to man. They say if you subscribe to him, you get master skills and join the pinaplz gang which is the best gang
Pew pew pinaplz is the best
by Pew pew pinaplz October 20, 2018
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Hood's Pinata

Shoving a guy into a trash bag and smashing it with a baseball bat.
Yo dude yo wanna hit up the hood's pinata
by Nigercongo March 27, 2019
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Attack The Piñata

A phrase with multiple meanings; the most notable being to get the most out of life or to do what you enjoy.

It has also been known to have the connotation that you should beat someone and rob their unconscious body.
Person 1: I have to choose between something I want to do and something I feel that I have to do.

Person 2: Attack the piñata, man!
by Belongs In The Trash September 27, 2019
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This isn't Viva Piñata

"This isn't Viva Piñata" Probably is (once again) posted under a Viva Piñata (or non viva piñata) @RareLtd's tweet, "This isn't Viva Piñata" became a meme in the viva piñata/Rare community for its frequent persistence and passion into reply "this isnt viva pinata" every under rare tweets, sometimes have variations like "this isnt viva pinata 3", "this isnt viva pinata yet" or "this is a little bit viva pinata", making other users reply jokingly with "this is viva pinata" or even the same @RareLtd verified account replying to the very passionated fan of the game series/cartoon
As its #WorldDragonsDay here's a screenshot of a precious golden dragonache from Viva Piñata

"This isn't Viva Piñata"
by UrbanPinata October 19, 2020
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Hit like a piñata

When said person has smoked so much methamphetamine in the crystalline form that they have no control over their mental or physical attrubutes.
Omg did you see Dana L. ? She is fucking hit like a piñata... She stole the fucking DVR.
by CrankHill March 17, 2021
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