One does not simply 

One does not simply not define this phrase.

One does not simply come up with an example of one does not simply.

One does not simply by One Does Not Simply Identify March 6, 2014

one-upper 

A one-upper is someone who always has to be bigger and better than everyone else. If you say you are drunk, they exclaim with how much more they have drank than you.

Although Matt may seem mediocre, he is actually a one-upper; He must always top your story with one of his own.

one-upper by Drew Workman January 3, 2008

one-gun salute 

An erection, especially in response to an attractive person.

When the blonde with the 36DD chest walked by his table, Bob was embarrassed he had given her the one-gun salute.

one-gun salute by A.V. December 18, 2003

one eyed snake 

Poisonus snake that when aroused spits out a venumous white fluid.

He has a dangerous one eyed snake

one eyed snake by Kiss my ass May 9, 2003

One hole babe 

Aka shemale.

Only has one hole in the nether region. Missing a vagina, still has the penis attached.

First Guy: "Wow man, she's hot!".

Second Guy: "Dude, she's a one hole babe!".

One hole babe by Reppy May 23, 2008

one-armed phonehead

(n). Synonym for celluwhore. Has one arm glued to a phone to their ear, so it appears as if they are one armed.

Beware of the one-armed phonehead. This monster appears in supermarkets, malls, and other public places such as gyms, concert halls, and airports.

one-armed phonehead by boggler December 28, 2005

one eyed parrot 

putting your wang on ones shoulder

while she was using the computer, I came up behind and gave her the one eyed parrot.

one eyed parrot by Wanker Willy July 4, 2006