9 September

National Adoption Day

“Why you so happy dad”
It’s 9 September I can put you up for adoption”
“Oh”

by Waka paka November 24, 2021

June 9

Global make fun of rule 34 and or e621 artists day

It's June 9

Let's go kick the shit out of a rule 34 artist

by Boneless soda May 20, 2023

June 9

National make fun of porn artists day

Nerds draw porn on June 9th

by Boneless soda May 21, 2023

July 9

it’s last kiss day (listen to last kiss by taylor swift)

Taylor Swift: That July 9th, the best of your heart. It jumps through your shirt, I can still feel your arms

Swifties: fuck u joe jonas

by ryssian.roulette February 9, 2023

July 9

Buy your middle child a cake day

I’m writing this while at the store with my mom trying to get her to buy a cake

It’s July 9 so you have to buy me a cake

by Notwhitson July 9, 2021

9/11

national bring your plane to work day

guy 1: "Hey, you know it's national bring your plane to work day on 9/11"
guy 2: "Yeah? Where do you work?"
guy1: "World trade center"

by rapey maximus September 11, 2010

5 to 9

A part time job with few hours

I'm a full time student but I have a 5 to 9 at Domino's after class.

by Dynazty December 20, 2009