This is the day when you have to work fanny off and decorate your house enough to scare the little children, if they fall unconscious after seeing your decorations on the 30th of October you are allowed to lock them up in the basement
by Urban_Pseudonym October 20, 2022

the before christmas eve thread is a 4chan thread/post on the board /g/ where the moderators of 4chan played around with their powers and impressed the anons
many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
many have speculated that the person behind the thread was moot, the creator of the site
by A random /pol/tard December 24, 2020

Beyond beautiful girl, pushing the laws of physics with her unmatched ethereal glow and mesmerising deep brown eyes, she makes my stomach twirl into a knot that even the wizard of laces couldn’t untie. She is more breathtaking than a fun house engulfed in flames. In a stadium filled with only the finest women she is by far the finest. I will make her my wife for life if she gives me the honour.
Sheridan eve : *plays with Rubik’s cube looking prettier then the most precious pearl yet to be unopened in a beautiful clam deep under the sea*
Me : you’re beautiful.
Me : you’re beautiful.
by anonymous June 20, 2025

by Sbeve stole your balls May 14, 2024

Guy 1: Hey man wanna go get a slushy tonight?
Guy 2 : Nah, can't man it's dentist' eve.
gUY 1: Oh, Good luck.
Guy 2 : Nah, can't man it's dentist' eve.
gUY 1: Oh, Good luck.
by reliomg August 26, 2012

by Ernit April 28, 2023
