bank will open again next week

Bank will open again next week

Bank will open again next week

by Strowbyca March 15, 2024

simps next door

Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.

Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 7, 2022

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 24, 2022

next Sunday

Next Sunday means the next Sunday you get to

Fancy a roast next Sunday?

by Next Police July 26, 2022

sloppy next

neither first nor second, but third and afterwards

"I'm not about to be her sloppy next!

by George Leo August 15, 2022

“Next Color”

meaning you want the subject being talked about to switch, but say it in a nonchalant tone so you don’t sound rude.

*conversation about a controversial thing*

Person one: “Next color”

Person two: *shakes head and starts a new conversation*

by mrsknowseverything January 22, 2026