You need some beard oil

A rude suggestion for a man with a very stiff and pointy beard, one that could pop balloons and pierce skin. The term will make the man question if his beard is hurting people. Often ends up being repeated until the man shaves his beard.

Amy Adam: God Jack Black, your beard is so pointy. You need some beard oil...
Jack Black: Shut up! I like it the way it is! Stop torturing me!

by RainbowRunner January 22, 2015

ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO

What you say after spending your bus money at the bar

ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO ALL I NEED IS A BUCK OR TWO

by I need a Handle October 27, 2021

yo we need to cook bitch

Jesse from breaking bad

Jesse: yo we need to cook bitch

by Battlefront2lover1234 September 8, 2022

i need me a dyckman party

A Lit party located in the northern part of Manhattan in the 1 line , Basically a hick party with hookah,drinks , twerking,grinding, and lap dances. Going to one of these parties will bless your whole week No Better parties then the ones In Dyckman.

"Yeo, bro I haven't gotten lit in a while I Need Me a Dyckman Party"

by UnknownArtist-InTheMaking November 24, 2017

Every stick needs a carrot

A statement demonstrating that some nouns can not subsist without a modifier. A stick simply can not exist without an essence of gum-ness or match-ness or in this case, carrot-ness, whereas a carrot can exist without an essence of stick-ness.

Bobby: I’m going to bomb my exam today.
Sue: What class is it in?
Bobby: What does it matter?
Sue: Well Bobby, every stick needs a carrot.

by Taloosa April 23, 2008

your own special needs brother

The loser who lives with me. The kid who has a special needs' disease who cannot function or leave the nest on his own. Not only has mental issues but also may be a homosexual, in essence my own special needs brother.

My brother Mike is called your own special needs brother

by David Rehmeyer March 12, 2009

he needs some milk

He needs some milk

Ahhh! He needs some milk

by Kaylacici July 18, 2016