the muddy skydiver

taking a shit standing up into a urinal

Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.

by partyintheusa March 29, 2015

Muddy Krudge

When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)

Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.

Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge

Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge

by Owl-Moth Man May 1, 2022

Muddy Puddle

When a bunch of guys take laxatives and gang bang a girl, proceeding to shit all over her.

Cor blimey jerry, me and the lads from snooker club gave that vanessa gall a muddy puddle last friday, still cant get the stains out of the bedsheets

by erectionist_specialist July 31, 2022

Muddy Raptor

When you deficate on a mans penis, then ride his penis

Woman 1:What did you 2 do last night?
Woman 2: He was so kinky. He told me to give him a "Muddy Raptor"

by ADHDperson June 11, 2023

muddy hotdog

you gotta pull your dick out of the ass and you gotta rub whatever comes out all over you like its a hot dog and thats it. thats it man

Dude I can't believe Nikolai gave me a muddy hotdog, that was gnarly.

by tankhmper1918 November 5, 2024

muddy

your dude. your guy. your slime. someone you're close with.

Oh, that's Kaizon. He's my muddy word 2.

by anonymous October 15, 2021

muddy starfish

A shitty butthole

Did you do anal with Alexa?

Yeah she's got a muddy starfish and I had poop on my cock

by NOTashitrider April 9, 2023