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Jesus Motherfucking Christ

Guy 1: Hey bro do you pray to our lord and savior Jesus Motherfucking Christ .
Guy 2: Yea man he's pretty motherfucking dope.
by Casul May 23, 2016
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Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore

That person, normally a female, who defines everything that warrents your scorn. This term should only be said to the person it describes if you know you will never want anything from her (or him), including, but not limited to, sex, booze, sex with her sister or friend.
That Marissa Walch is such a Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore and she should be shot.
by American Captain June 23, 2008
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Mother Fucker Please

Used when responding to another persons outlandish request, claim, or statement.
Boss: "I need that report on my desk in the morning."

Employee: "Did you say in the morning? Mother Fucker Please."
by StumpEase November 9, 2010
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TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO

it’s that teletubbies remix on tiktok
girl: can i sing for you?
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO
by pem from ssp June 16, 2020
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Bitch faggot head ass mother fucker

The type of person who steals your last cracker but is not all that bad because he/she pins condoms to the wall so you don’t forget.
by Rikogordsberry February 7, 2019
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Motherfucka

Another word for motherfucker, but instead your so wasted and high that you don't even give a damn fuck no more about how you look or do because white girl over there got you hammered and banged you in the club while your cussing your friends/nightstand the fuck out...
Tony: Sorry man, I was watching tons of porn on your laptop and now it has viruses everywhere

Jack: You ugly ass motherfucka, this is the 2nd time already dammit!
by MajesticTiger February 4, 2019
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