Necro-Flesh Mumping Method

When you go Mumping and enact the Flesh method on the dead body being used.

"I've been going Mumping for a while but last night was my first time trying the Necro-Flesh Mumping Method."

by Premuium June 20, 2024

The Hobo Method

The act of masturbating without pornography or any other visual aids. Often used by individuals who have no access to porn or those who are still too afraid to look it up.

"Bro, I just got done jacking off but the wifi was out so I had to use The Hobo Method."

by PleaseGodDon'tLetMyMomFindThis June 25, 2023

The Hyde Method

Answering a quoted question with another quote.

“ i used the Hyde method on my homework We had to respond to a quote on how money solves your problems so i replied that ‘Mo money, mo problems’”

by Killerdolfin April 27, 2022

Sunnah date method

A tried and proven method that allows one to stay bricked and maintain their erection for a very long time. It involves taking a date, preferably a medjool date, and splitting it in half. You then proceed to take a small piece of cheese and put in inside the date. Lastly, take a good quality bottle of raw honey and drizzle the date to your heart's content.

In the holy Quran, Surah An-Nahl verses 69-70 mentions honey's medicinal properties. Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) reportedly said, "Honey is a remedy for every illness, and the Quran is a remedy for all illness of the mind, so I recommend to you both remedies, the Quran and honey." Dates are mentioned in several chapters of the Quran, including Surah Maryam. In Surah Maryam, verse 25, Allah (SWT) provides Maryam (peace be upon her) with fresh dates during her pregnancy: "Shake the trunk of the palm toward you and fresh, ripe dates will drop down onto you." Dates are also described as one of the blessings found in Paradise. The date palm tree is mentioned in Surah Al-Raad, verse 4, highlighting its excellence as a source of sustenance. The Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) broke his fast with dates. He also mentioned that a house without dates is in a state of hunger.

Non believer: "Hey Saad, me and my girlfriend are trying to get pregnant but I can't stay hard?"
Saad: "Bro you got to try the Sunnah date method. That shit got me on brickmode 24/7"

Shakeeb: The Sunnah date method has allowed me to get my girlfriend pregnant on the first try. She is due in 2 months.

by bunbun24 June 19, 2025

Rubber Ducky Method

Wearing a silicon body suit when you float in a tub of urine.

After a long day of work, I use the Rubber Ducky Method to relax.

by PurpleMeerkat August 6, 2025

FF Method

The Frequent Flatulence or "FF" method is a form of subversive pheromonal dominance through the discrete lens of humor. It is when one person naturally or intentionally farts in the presence of another on a frequent basis and always in conjunction with a humorous jape or antic. The result (in theory) is that a pheromonal signal is deployed at the same moment as a humorous payoff, leading to a Pavlovian positive association with that person farting. By creating positive association within the targets mind with their flatulence, over time the flatulence becomes a "thing" or a cute quirk. In the most successful or severe cases, the target will be so programmed to feel happy at the occurrence of a fart and gag combo that the FF method user can redirect conversations, reverse bad moods, or get away with minor slights by simply farting and making a joke about it.

"Gallagher keeps doing the pull my finger joke and farting when we hang out, I think he's trying to use the FF Method on me!"

by wordturd777 October 12, 2022

Method maths

A utterly shit maths homework site that seems to say every answer you put in is wrong and is usually set by teachers when they can’t be arsed to set Mathswatch questions

Oh for fucks sake miss set method maths again

by Nousername777 February 6, 2021