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michael

Person #1: That fucking Michael kid is a real comedian

Person #2: I know he's a real George Lopez
by ppheadman69 May 14, 2018
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Michael

An American name given to obnoxious people at birth.
This baby's cry is extra loud and obnoxious. You should probably name it Michael.
by TheWombler November 10, 2018
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Michael

Michael is a tall bean pole. He is skinnier than a toothpick. He tries to be cool but when he is on a bus things get good. His mom pays people to be his friend. He really has no friends. He likes guys and tries to cover it up. He does some very stupid things and denies it. He thinks he is very strong and he thinks he is not skinny but don’t listen to anything he says. If you ask someone their name and they say michael, just walk away, and that is it.
by Awaytincan6966 October 23, 2019
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Michael

a guy which is a complete idiot. If you are friend with him, God bless you.
you such a Michael
by saint no.1 May 14, 2018
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Michael

A stupid fucking sewer rat who can fit as many cocks in his ass as Joe Jack's mouth, which is forty
Michael is a nigger bitch whop
by TragicBronsonAKA ThMainMan January 24, 2018
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Michael

You have Michael!!; means you have small dick
by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017
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Michael

A lazy fuck. But everyone still loves him
God dammit Michael!
by Super penis June 23, 2018
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