god loves you

the thing my mom said to me before sending me to him

"mom my tests came back i have autism"
"god loves you...*cocks shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

i love you

this is what someone says to you to lie, or to avoid problems/avoid hurting your feelings.

example 1:
you: why did you cheat on me!!
them: im sorry, i love you.
you: its okay.

example 2:
them: i love you.
you: i love you too.
them: but i think we should see other people
you: what?
them: i still love you but i think it's best for the both of us.
you: i understand.

by alphaBOOTI69 November 5, 2023

I think i’m in love with you

Something you should never say on a first date, as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your partner. Should only be used as a way to get out of an awkward date.

Ted: I think i’m in love with you.
Robin: What?

by Lijhs August 16, 2019

I Love You More

The definition of this phrase and when one partner loves the other more than that partner loves them .

Zoey said "I love you ", to Tristan and he said "I love you more" . He loves her more .

by linda barney November 24, 2022

I love you nigga dog monkey

When you see your best friend for the first time in 4 months and twelve days

Yo! What up man! I love you nigga dog monkey!

by Simon Yeager March 4, 2024

Tayla (I love you)

As tough as a metal bar shoved up a frogs ass

She is a tayla (I love you)

by Lettuce34752 July 9, 2023

I Love You but Fuck You

A feeling that comes to fruition after being involved in a relationship that holds you up or mistreats you in one way or another.

Be it toxic behavior, mismatching personalities, or for another example, someone might say "I love you but fuck you" if they feel deeply attached to their partner but are frustrated by a repeating pattern of broken promises or actions that hurt the relationship.

Man, I don't even know what I want anymore. I just want her to be happy.

Sometimes, I just wanna say .. "I Love You but Fuck You".

by DeltaKT January 4, 2024