Louise

A bitch who steals from people and betrays their trust. She is a girl who only cares about herself and is super self centered. She will tell u that all her other friends ditched her for no reason but in reality she drove them away. She has the average problems of a teenage girl but doesn’t realize they are the average. Doesn’t understand what guilt tripping is and why when she says that ur being mean so she will commit yk what because of u. If u try to enlighten her to any of this she will fail to understand due to her low IQ and EQ. she also treats men as objects and gets upset when they don’t like her even though she has personality problems clearly. She will also not participate in the group projects because she sucks. If u hang out with a friend she mistreats as per her usual and she finds out she will talk shut abt u to them. She will also rip off ur social media posts because she is jealous which is weird af. She will do this if u post with the said “mutual”. I use quotes because no one truly likes her but us only being kind but since the boundary issues she doesn’t understand.

Person 1: that guy is cute!
Louise: he has to be my bf
Person 1. *Rolls eyes*
Louise: *gets rejected by cute guy*
Louise: he is such a stupid idiot piece of crap. He broke my heart. He is such a r*tard.

Scenario 2
Girl 1 looks miserable
Girl 2: yikes girl what happened to you?
Girl 1: Louise. Too much to say and way to tired from dealing with a “Louise” *gags*
Girl 2: I’m so so so sorry I’ve been there.

by Dlickerslurp_329! June 9, 2025

LOUISE

A french girl who if a boy would be called Lewis with frog legs and bugettes for arms and a beef tongue.

A female Louise is very loving to the one and only elvis presley and always, i repeat always, in the Goose ERA

MALE - Damn man, Look at that male louise, he looks a bit like a transformer
FEMALE - Dang, i wish Louise loved me like Elvis Presly. you can certainly tell shes in her goose era. its so Slay.

by frenchgirl567 June 11, 2025

Louice

louice is a girl's name that is similar to the name louise with an S. but louice with a C is nicer. but louice is a girl who is so lovely. she is a girl who has the three S's. smart, sweet and sexy. when you meet a louice you immediately notice that she is a girl who cares about others. if I were to describe the type of girl she is, she is an A student. if you ever meet a louice, take care of her and never let go because she is probably the best girl you will meet.

Wow Louice is so wonderful!

by Sötnöten January 15, 2026

sizzle louie

This is a person who comes to a BBQ uninvited and makes an asshole out of themselves.

Who the hell brought this sizzle louie?

by pearlman4 June 23, 2009

baked louie

A sexual act in which you shit on your partners chest and then holds them under the covers, like a dutch oven, thus "baking" the louie in the dutch oven.

i gave my girlfriend a baked louie and she LOVED it!!!

by louietheboxer April 3, 2010

Shan Louise Minear

A strong adopted black jew who don't need no man.

Shan Louise Minear will throw haribos at you and call you a peasant.

by I think you could guess who November 7, 2013

Saint Louie bankroll

This is a con artists tool. It is a wad of banknote paper wrapped in 5-10 hundred dollar bills to make it seem the con has no need of funds. Thus, the "confidence" in "con man". Name comes from riverboat crime lore.

"When I pulled out my Saint Louie bankroll with my car keys, you should have seen that sucker's eyes pop!"

by panicoasis October 31, 2014