Alabama Lincoln

To ejaculate forcefully into the back of someone's head at a movie theater.

The term originates from Abraham Lincoln being assasinated and being shot in the back of a head in a theater.

I was so invested in Cars 3, I hadn't noticed Pablo gave me an Alabama Lincoln until the credits.

by A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer June 5, 2024

Lincoln

Lincoln is the definition of the ideal male specimen. He is quite sexy and built. He has massive muscles and his PB in squat is 70kg (what a beast). But other than that he's a moody gaylord that walks around punching cunt and cant take a hit himself. PUSSYYYYYYY. He is extremely up himself and has a thing for Henri. HE is a PRICK and no one likes him. He reckons hes good at basketball but cant even dunk. Lincoln is a sick cunt but a gay cunt at the same time.

Daniel T - Yea so i was at the gym the other da...
Lincoln - I SQUAT FUCKIN 70 YOU LIL BITCH
Daniel T - oh okay
Lincoln - IM BETTER THAN YOUUUUU

by juliathemangillard June 10, 2019

Chocolate Lincoln

When you shove a roll of pennies up your ass and then shit them out.

The chocolate Lincoln was slowly coming out.

by Lincolns Logs November 9, 2023

Lincoln

Lincoln is the kind of guy to give girls attention for fun and then stop all of a sudden. Lincoln is the type of guy to date a girl older than him to look cooler. Lincoln's have extremely large cocks and he has definitely tried to suck it before

Omg lincoln is so hot

by smbrreau November 22, 2021

Lincoln

I love you

her

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" Lincoln is kinda gay "

by MRsfliPflop October 24, 2022

Abraham Lincoln

A statue people hail like a chief while they try and get all the Confederate ones removed. Washington owned slaves and so far nobody has suggested demolishing Washington monument or Mount Rushmore, it would almost seem like terrorism, so what's with the double standard against one kind of statue or monument and not the other?

People treat Abraham Lincoln's statue like the HNIC while they don't respect any symbol of the Confederacy or think it has any right to be there. What's with the double standard, when did one become so good and the other so bad? When the first updated editions of history books were written in 1866?

by The Original Agahnim November 13, 2021

Lincoln Park Special

When you're addicted to xanax, adderall, klopolin, cocaine, and percocet all at the same time.

"Dude, what ever happened to josh?"
"Him? Oh, he went and got himself a case of the Lincoln Park Special"

by probablyafuturestoner July 15, 2022