luca salama

a guy who is rather fat and chubby and is usually putting on the pounds. He is not the most skillfull lad which is why he will never get a girlfriend in his career. his family left him 2 years ago because they realised he was not going to get anywhere. he is often very cringy and is as slow as a constipated tortoise.

person 1: who is that slow guy trying to do the 100 metres
person 2: its luca salama the spazy tortoise
person 3: he is so slow he didn't even get over the start line

by paulllllllllll.s October 3, 2018

lucas the sped

is demented

lucas the sped has sex with dogs

by Demented basterd September 22, 2020

Lucas Kung

A good young chap

Ur such a Lucas Kung

by The79 September 8, 2022

Lucas Gorelick

A man who gets many women

Wow! Are you like Lucas Gorelick? You must get a ton of bitches!

by truthfinder420 September 28, 2022

the lucas-chair

a fighting move, usually casted in a classroom, where one grabs a nearby while in a fight, throwing it at an opponent

dude did you hear? he went lucas mode and did the lucas-chair at autum

by cazpers February 20, 2023

Lucas Carlislis

Absolute fucking cunt and full time bastard. He should die and be killed as painfully as possible in a pit.

Lucas Carlislis is you, you wee fucking Lucas Carlislis cause that’s all you are and he is just you, you fucking cunt!

by Words That Are True December 11, 2019

gage lucas

Gage Lucas is a sweet and funny person and is vary lovable and if you have a gage Lucas you have someone special.

Did you see Gage Lucas isn't he grate

by AnimeGirl2005 October 24, 2018