Lads and Cunts

Lads and Cunts

I’m loving this FA cup final. I hope the lads beat the cunts; I’ve supported them all my life. Ultimately it’s immaterial who wins, it’s just a victory for the beautiful game that is “lads and cunts”, the UK’s national sport.

by Labrador Dog Puppy May 14, 2022

Belt of the fat lad

Jenny was in a very bad mood, and Seamus declared......"she could do with a belt of the fat lad.

She needs a good belt of the fat lad

by Von flufflepuff the turd May 28, 2022

Prober lad

A proper lad is more then a friend, more then a wing man and more then a brother. He is The Proper Lad.

Emil - "yo dude, I'm having some issues and i wanna talk to this girl but i don't know how."
Cam/prober lad - "ay man don't worry I'm gonna help you try cop you this girl"

by Kattemissen March 10, 2022

scran it lad

a phrase used to permit someone to devour the absolute living shit out of a piece of food

person 1 - 'scran it lad'
perston 2 (lad) - *proceeds to scran it*

by subwaysurfer March 29, 2022

The little lad

He is a little lad that does the berries and cream dance. Berries and cream berries and cream im a little lad who loves berries and cream. He is a little lad.

The little lad likes berries and cream.

by thegayg4y 🤠 October 10, 2021

nasty lad

A dirty, wet mop of man, often wearing soiled undergarments, with a propensity for producing smells more commonly associated with cheese.

I say, it smells as though a nasty lad squeezed a hot beefy in here, eh what?

by anonymous October 14, 2021

Little Lad

little lad is an icon, he saved the planet with just one song. We love little lad.

Person#1: Wow little lad is the best

Person#2: I know, he saved us all

Little lad: BERRIES AND CREAAAAAAAAAAAAM.

by kissmeshrek October 28, 2021